So here is what happened. We'ere sorry you missed it. Maybe. Probably. What the heck? Show up, guestlist only, and open bar at the Bardot? What sort of hedonistic heaven have we wound up in. The sort that smells like suntan lotion and reefer and surf wax. Whatever. Anyhow. This was a party that was rediculous. Perfectly rediculous. Burlesque dancers. Free booze. Free food from the upcoming Cooper Ave Lounge in Miami. Pryscila drank $100 in Don Julio Silver in about a 1/2 hour.
Miami New Times wrote about it. They were much less drunk when they wrote about it than when we hung out with them but still it's a bit of a hot this that and the other. (what the hell does this even mean). Here we go:
florida kilos at the cooper Avenue preview at the Bardot. Photo by Miami New times Miami New Times :
Bardot loves its clientele, almost as much as it loves great food and music.
It was all quite delicious and fancy, and the free drinks were doing work when suddenly things got sexy.They invited some favorite frequenters to a night of free drinks and surfy jams from throwback kids Florida Kilos. After that short and steamy burlesque routine, Florida Kilos set up in the middle of the floor and complimented our desserts with some sweet, summery surfing vibes. The three-piece dressed for its sound in sailor hats, white pants, and bathing suits, boiling over with attitude in all the right rock 'n' roll-y places.
They jammed for about an hour, playing a 10-song set of classic beach covers and originals before giving it back up to the DJ. From there, everyone pretty much danced away the calories. But they were well worth it.
Hooray Tequila! Yay!